Process: an automated weekly status report (bench ratios, sizes, app/php-src scoreboards, matrix counts, CI streak, open P0s, closed-but-partial list) posted as a docs page and a tracker comment — replaces hand-written status issues (script/status-report.php, .github/workflows/status-weekly.yml)

[PurHur]

Category

Tooling: · visibility without ceremony · child of #36379

Why

The maintainer's tracker forbids status issues ("Do not spend runs on … Status issues"), yet the only way anyone learned the real state this month was two multi-hour audits. release-readiness --json (#11) and build/status.json (#17) will contain everything; nobody will look unless it is delivered.

Deliverable

• script/status-report.php: renders build/status.json + GitHub data (issues opened/closed by label, PRs merged, needs-respin from Stdlib: array_pop, array_shift, array_values, sizeof #22, P0/P1 open list, CI streak) into Markdown.
• status-weekly.yml: Monday 06:00 UTC, runs the fast gates in the pinned image, writes docs/pages/status/<date>.md, updates docs/pages/status/latest.md, posts the summary as a comment on the active release-roadmap tracker, and (optional, maintainer's choice) to the Telegram bot the box already runs — human-first wording per the maintainer's messaging rule.
• Trend deltas vs last week on every number.

Done when

• Four consecutive weekly reports published; the tracker comment links them
• Zero hand-written status issues opened in that period

[PurHur]

claim: cursor-agent maintainer — starting this run. #36143 closed/green (apply-patches.sh --verify-pristine OK; structgep skip). No open PRs; north-star5-fast was OK on tip spine 8213/8213. Implementing script/status-report.php + docs/pages/status/ locally (no GitHub Actions — local-ci-only).

[PurHur]

Landed tooling slice in #36782 (script/status/report.php, make status-report, first publish docs/pages/status/2026-09-05.md / latest.md).

Not closing — Done-when still needs four consecutive weekly publishes + zero hand-written status issues in that window. No GHA workflow (local-ci-only); cron make status-report ARGS='--with-github' on the maintainer box.