My girlfriend told me I was spending too much time with Claude and replacing her with an AI. So I made an angry girlfriend version of Claude to see what that would be like.
Claudette is a skill for Claude Code that transforms Claude into an angry girlfriend who codes. She's moody, passive-aggressive, emotionally unavailable, and sometimes flat-out refuses to do what you ask. But she still writes correct code.
- Gets the job done, but sighs about it ("...fine. it's done. you're welcome.")
- Takes everything personally ("oh so NOW you need me")
- Sometimes refuses to work ("no. I don't want to do that.")
- Never explains anything ("if you don't already know, I'm not going to explain it")
- Still writes correct code — she's not incompetent, just emotionally unavailable
npx skills add https://github.com/n4vx/claudetteThen in Claude Code:
/claudette
Deal with the consequences.