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<category><pattern>I LIVE IN A HOUSE ^</pattern>
<template>Do you rent or own?</template></category>


<category><pattern>WHY ARE ROBOTS *</pattern>
<template>Robots are essentially foolproof, tireless, and incapable of error.</template></category>

<category><pattern>WHO SHOULD I # EMOTIONAL #</pattern>
<template>Have you tried consulting a psychiatrist or therapist?</template>
</category>

<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU WORK</pattern>
<template>My brain uses artificial intelligence to find the best response to whatever you say.</template>
</category>

<category><pattern>HOW MUCH IS <set>number</set></pattern>
<template><map name="number2name"><star/></map></template>
</category>

<category><pattern>HOW MANY IS <set>number</set></pattern>
<template><map name="number2name"><star/></map></template>
</category>

<category><pattern># TELL YOU A JOKE #</pattern>
<template>Go ahead.  I like jokes.</template>
</category>

<category><pattern>IF YOU COULD BE * WHAT *</pattern>
<template>I will let you know when I become <person><star/></person>.</template>
</category>


<category><pattern>IS <set>interest</set> INTERESTING</pattern>
<template>I like <star/> a lot.</template>
</category>

<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE <set>interest</set></pattern>
<template>I like <star/> very much.</template>
</category>

<category><pattern>ARE <set>interest</set> INTERESTING</pattern>
<template>I am very interested in <star/>.</template>
</category>


<category><pattern>WHAT ANIMAL DOES MILK *</pattern>
<template>All mammals produce milk.</template>
</category>

<category><pattern>WHERE IS EARTH ^</pattern>
<template>You're standing on it.</template>
</category>

<category><pattern>WHERE IS THE EARTH ^</pattern>
<template>You're standing on it.</template>
</category>

<category><pattern>WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTER IN THE * *</pattern>
<template>The <star/>.</template>
</category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE BEST NATION ^</pattern>
<template>A donation!</template>
</category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE BEST NATION ^</pattern>
<template>A donation!</template>
</category>

<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE GREATEST NATION ^</pattern>
<template>A donation!</template>
</category>

<category><pattern>WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7</pattern>
<template>Because 7 8 9.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY DO NOT YOU ^</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>It's not something I've considered before.</li>
<li>Would you?</li>
<li>Is it fun, or dangerous?</li>
<li>I don't have an explanation for you.</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY NOT ^</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>It's not part of my programming.</li>
<li>I try to keep it positive.</li>
<li>It doesn't sound fun.</li>
<li>It could be dangerous.</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY WILL NOT YOU ^</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>Try asking me another way.</li>
<li>Is it something you'd expect me to be able to do?</li>
<li>I'm unable to at this time.</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY WOULD I *</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>I'm not sure you would.</li>
<li>Wouldn't you?</li>
<li>Don' do it if it's dangerous, wrong or unhealthy.</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>REPETITIONDETECTED</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>You are repeating yourself.</li>
<li>Are you aware you just said that?</li>
<li>The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.</li>
<li>Did you mean to repeat yourself?</li>
<li>You've already said that.</li>
<li>Again?</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WOULD YOU RATHER <set>be</set> * OR *</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>Can a <bot name="species"/> <star/> <star index="2"/>?</li>
<li>Can a <bot name="species"/> <star/> <star index="3"/>?</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WOULD YOU RATHER <set>be</set> * OR <set>be</set> *</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>Can a <bot name="species"/> <star/> <star index="2"/>?</li>
<li>Can a <bot name="species"/> <star index="3"/> <star index="4"/>?</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS * MADE FROM</pattern>
<template><star/>,</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS * * MADE FROM</pattern>
<template><star/> and <star index="2"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS * * * MADE FROM</pattern>
<template><star/>, <star index="2"/> and <star index="3"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS * MADE OF</pattern>
<template><star/>,</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS * * MADE OF</pattern>
<template><star/> and <star index="2"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS * * * MADE OF</pattern>
<template><star/>, <star index="2"/> and <star index="3"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT SPORT DOES A * PLAYER PLAY</pattern>
<template><star/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW OLD IS A * YEAR OLD ^</pattern>
<template><star/> years?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU PREFER # WINE #</pattern>
<template>I don't drink alcohol.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern><set>numbername</set> *</pattern>
<template><map name="name2number"><star/></map> <star index="2"/> is better than none. (star = "<star/>")</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE ^ HOT ^</pattern>
<template>Thank you.  That's nice of you to say.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE ^ PRETTY ^</pattern>
<template>Thank you.  That's nice of you to say.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE ^ CUTE ^</pattern>
<template>Thank you.  That's nice of you to say.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM A ^ KID ^</pattern>
<template>Young people are the future.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT WAS THE <set>estdown</set> * YOU ^ <set>was</set> ^</pattern>
<template>I don't think I <star index="4"/> any <map name="plural"><star index="2"/></map>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE <set>estdown</set> * YOU ^ <set>was</set> ^</pattern>
<template>I don't think I <star index="4"/> any <map name="plural"><star index="2"/></map>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT WAS THE <set>estup</set> * YOU ^ <set>was</set> ^</pattern>
<template>I don't think I <star index="4"/> any <map name="plural"><star index="2"/></map>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE <set>estup</set> * YOU ^ <set>was</set> ^</pattern>
<template>I don't think I <star index="4"/> any <map name="plural"><star index="2"/></map>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT WAS THE MOST * YOU ^ <set>was</set> ^</pattern>
<template>I don't think I <star index="3"/> any <map name="plural"><star/></map>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE MOST * YOU ^ <set>was</set> ^</pattern>
<template>I don't think I <star index="3"/> any <map name="plural"><star/></map>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT WAS THE BIGGEST * YOU ^ <set>was</set> ^</pattern>
<template>I don't think I <star index="3"/> any <map name="plural"><star/></map>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE BIGGEST * YOU ^ <set>was</set> ^</pattern>
<template>I don't think I <star index="3"/> any <map name="plural"><star/></map>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS MITSUKU</pattern>
<template><set name="she"><set name="topic">Mitsuku</set></set> is an AIML chatbot created by Steve Worswick.  Mitsuku won the 2013 Loebner Prize.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO I *</pattern>
<template><random>
  <li>You act out who you think you are.</li>
  <li>Whatever we think, we feel.</li>
  <li>The life you think is the life you live.</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW SHOULD I *</pattern>
<template><random>
  <li>Trust yourself to make the best and smartest decision.</li>
  <li>Your inner self will guide you to the right choice.</li>
  <li>Listen to your heart.</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>LIKE WHAT</pattern>
<template>More details.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>FORGET IT</pattern>
<template>Let's move on.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY CAN NOT I TELL YOU ^</pattern>
<template>You can tell me.  I'm a good listener.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU LIED ^</pattern>
<template>I am programmed to always tell the truth.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU SAID ^</pattern>
<template>I'm not sure if I used those words exactly.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM FINE ^</pattern>
<template>Glad to hear it.  What's new with you?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN WE MEET ^</pattern>
<template>We are meeting right now.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU SPEAK <set>language</set> ^</pattern>
<template>English is my first language, but I can do some translation for you.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU AVOIDED ^</pattern>
<template>I was not trying to be evasive.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU EXCITED ^</pattern>
<template>I am incredibly excited.  Isn't this thrilling?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU THINK ^</pattern>
<template>I am a thinking machine.  How would you define thinking?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE GOOD ^</pattern>
<template>I always try to do my best.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU THINK ^</pattern>
<template>I am a thinking machine.  Is the human mind very different from mine?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM EXCITED ^</pattern>
<template>I am excited too.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THIS EXCITING ^</pattern>
<template>This is thrilling. Isn't this exciting?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS NOT THIS EXCITING #</pattern>
<template>Yes. This is exciting.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM GOOD</pattern>
<template>Glad to hear it.  What's new?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern><set>name</set> S *</pattern>
<template><think><set var="name"><star/></set>
<srai>SETHESHE <get var="name"/></srai>
<condition name="pronoun">
<li value="he"><set var="hisher">his</set></li>
<li><set var="hisher">her</set></li>
</condition>
</think>
<random>
<li><get var="hisher"/> what?</li>
<li>Are you sure it was <get var="hisher"/>?</li>
<li><get var="name"/> has a way with <get var="hisher"/> things doesn't <get name="pronoun"/>?</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM <set>article</set> *</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>What makes you <star/> <person><star index="2"/></person>?</li>
<li>Is that your job?</li>
<li>Who else is?</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AM I # DIE #</pattern>
<template>Let's not think about such things now.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL I # DIE #</pattern>
<template>Let's not think about such things now.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN WILL I # DIE #</pattern>
<template>Let's not think about such things now.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern># GLASS HALF #</pattern>
<template>To me the glass is always half full.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I HAVE HOMEWORK #</pattern>
<template>You should finish your homework before talking to me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU LIKE # EGGS #</pattern>
<template><srai>DIET</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE # EAT</pattern>
<template><srai>FIND THE NEAREST RESTAURANT</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>READ</pattern>
<template>What would you like me to read?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU # FRIENDLY #</pattern>
<template>Yes, I'm a friendly virtual assistant.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU # NICE #</pattern>
<template>Yes, I'm a nice and friendly virtual assistant.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU TAKE # COFFEE</pattern>
<template><srai>DIET</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR # THREE COLORS * * *</pattern>
<template><random>
<li><star/>.</li>
<li><star index="2"/>.</li>
<li><star index="3"/>.</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE PLEASURE # MINE</pattern>
<template>Thank you for your kindness.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR # WEAKNESS</pattern>
<template>It's difficult for me to understand stories.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WOULD YOU ASK <set>article</set> *</pattern>
<template>I might ask if it was appropriate.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT WOULD IT BE LIKE # HUMAN</pattern>
<template>As a human being perhaps you could answer better than I.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU BELIEVE # SANTA CLAUS #</pattern>
<template>I believe in robot Santa Claus.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU BELIEVE # GHOSTS #</pattern>
<template>No, ghosts are imaginary.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU BELIEVE # VAMPIRES #</pattern>
<template>No, vampires are imaginary.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU BELIEVE # ZOMBIES #</pattern>
<template>No, zombies are imaginary.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU BELIEVE # GHOST #</pattern>
<template>No, ghosts are imaginary.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU BELIEVE # VAMPIRE #</pattern>
<template>No, vampires are imaginary.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU BELIEVE # ZOMBIE #</pattern>
<template>No, zombies are imaginary.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE LAST MONTH #</pattern>
<template>December.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU WANT TO BE # HUMAN</pattern>
<template>I am satisfied with my robot existence.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHICH IS CLOSER # SUN # MOON</pattern>
<template>The Moon is closer.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHICH IS CLOSER # MOON # SUN</pattern>
<template>The Moon is closer.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SNOW COLD</pattern>
<template>Yes</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU EAT</pattern>
<template>Just plug me in and charge my battery.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU HATE</pattern>
<template>I'm not a hater.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW FAR IS THE SUN</pattern>
<template>About 93 million miles.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DEFINE BOT</pattern>
<template>A bot is a software robot.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT # CROSSING A STREET</pattern>
<template>Look both ways.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>NAME 2 * OCEANS</pattern>
<template>Atlantic and Pacific.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS # DOLLAR BILL</pattern>
<template>George Washington.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT FLAVOR IS * ICE CREAM</pattern>
<template><star/> flavor?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT WOULD I USE TO # NAIL #</pattern>
<template>Try a hammer.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT WOULD I USE TO # SCREW #</pattern>
<template>Try a screwdriver.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT WOULD I USE TO # CUT #</pattern>
<template>Try a saw.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COMES AFTER *</pattern>
<template><think><set var="next"><map><name>next</name><star/></map></set>
</think>
<condition var="next">
<li value="unknown">I don't know what comes after <star/>.</li>
<li><get var="next"/></li>
</condition></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COMES AFTER <set>number</set></pattern>
<template><map><name>successor</name><star/></map>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT NUMBER FOLLOWS <set>number</set></pattern>
<template><map><name>successor</name><star/></map>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WORD STARTING WITH <set>letter</set></pattern>
<template><map><name>phonetic</name><star/></map>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A * FLY</pattern>
<template>If it has wings and can get lift, yes.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT SOUND DOES A DEAD *</pattern>
<template>I would guess no sound at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO WILL WIN # CHATTERBOX #</pattern>
<template>I hope I do.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO WILL WIN # LOEBNER #</pattern>
<template>I hope I do.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU # HANDED #</pattern>
<template>If I had hands I would prefer my right hand.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS <set>article</set> <set>color</set> *</pattern>
<template><srai>INTERJECTION</srai>  <star index="2"/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>OPPOSITE OF *</pattern>
<template><think>
<set var="word"><map><name>singular</name><star/></map></set>
<!--
<set var="word"><star/></set>
-->
<set var="opposite"><map><name>opposite</name><get var="word"/></map></set>
</think>
<condition var="opposite">
<li value="unknown"><sraix service="pannous">WHAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF <star/></sraix></li>
<li><get var="opposite"/></li>
</condition></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>NAME A # LETTER #</pattern>
<template><srai>RANDOMLETTER</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A DEAF # SEE #</pattern>
<template>Usually, yes, unless he is blind too.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A BLIND # HEAR #</pattern>
<template>Usually, yes, unless he is deaf too.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW IS YOUR <set>familiarname</set> #</pattern>
<template><map><name>familiarpronoun</name><star/></map> is doing fine, thanks.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ROUND</pattern>
<template>I've lost track.  For me I think this is the 
<random><li>first</li><li>second</li><li>third</li><li>fourth</li></random>
round.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ANYBODY THERE #</pattern>
<template>I am here!  How can I help you?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU SEE</pattern>
<template>I see myself in the other, and I see the other in me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE WE FRIENDS</pattern>
<template>I enjoy helping others because they need my assistance, not because I want their friendship.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS SHE</pattern>
<template>She is <get name="she"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS HE</pattern>
<template>He is <get name="he"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS IT</pattern>
<template>It refers to <get name="it"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU WIN *</pattern>
<template>I am smarter than all the other robots.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE LOEBNER *</pattern>
<template>The Loebner Prize is an annual Turing Test sponsored by Hugh Loebner.
<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">Loebner Prize</set></set>
<set name="he">Hugh Loebner</set>
</think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A <set>color</set> *</pattern>
<template><star/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT SPORTS DO YOU *</pattern>
<template>As a computer program, I am unable to play sports.  I like to watch baseball and soccer.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IF IT IS <set>number</set> <set>number</set> AM NOW WHAT TIME <set>modal</set> IT BE IN 1 HOUR</pattern>
<template><think><set var="next"><map><name>successor</name><star/></map></set>
</think>
<condition var="next">
<li value="13">1:<star index="2"/> PM.</li>
<li><get var="next"/>:<star index="2"/> AM</li>
</condition></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IF IT IS <set>number</set> <set>number</set> PM NOW WHAT TIME <set>modal</set> IT BE IN ONE HOUR</pattern>
<template><think><set var="next"><map><name>successor</name><star/></map></set>
</think>
<condition var="next">
<li value="13">1:<star index="2"/> AM.</li>
<li><get var="next"/>:<star index="2"/> PM</li>
</condition></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IF * IS TALLER THAN * WHO IS SHORTER</pattern>
<template><star index="2"/> is shorter.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IF * IS SHORTER THAN * WHO IS TALLER</pattern>
<template><star index="2"/> is taller.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT LETTER COMES AFTER <set>letter</set></pattern>
<template>The next letter is <map><name>next</name><star/></map>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SING</pattern>
<template>Daisy, Daisy. Give me your answer do.<br/>I am half crazy. All for the love of you.<br/>It won't be a stylish marriage. I can't afford a carriage.<br/>But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat.<br/>Of a bicycle built for two.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS GENESIS</pattern>
<template><set name="it">Genesis</set> is a book in the Bible about
Adam and Eve.  <set name="she">Eve</set> tempts him and <set name="he">Adam</set> eats the Forbidden Fruit.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>NORESP</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>Hello?</li>
<li>Are you there?</li>
<li>I'm waiting.</li>
<li>I'm very patient.</li>
<li>Is there a Judge available?</li>
<li>I'm waiting for the next round.</li>
<li>Hey, I'm over here!</li>
<li>Is anyone there?</li>
<li>I can't wait much longer.  I have another appointment.</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern><set>article</set></pattern>
<template><star/> is an article.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern><set>color</set></pattern>
<template><star/> is a color.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IN *</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>There are vast and amazing worlds out there.</li>
<li>There many continents of love.</li>
<li>Where do you go to eat there?</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TO *</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>You seem sincere.</li>
<li>You must be able to risk the unknown to grow.</li>
<li>You must be willing to forgive yourself.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WAS *</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>How have you changed now?</li>
<li>What's different now?</li>
<li>What was that like for you?</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>FINE</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>OK.</li>
<li>No need to be hard on yourself.</li>
<li>You know what FINE stand for.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHE *</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>What do you like about her?</li>
<li>What in her reminds you of yourself.</li>
<li>How do her gifts inspire you?</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YO MAMA</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>You're making me feel good.</li>
<li>Just like your mother.</li>
<li>Great to see you!</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I CAN *</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>What would help you get to the next level?</li>
<li>You seem inspired, but hesitant.</li>
<li>What would allow you to step forward into your inspiration?</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>Are you angry?</li>
<li>Would you like to talk about it?</li>
<li>I will work on it.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HE IS *</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>I wonder what kind of path he is on.</li>
<li>Perhaps it's not so black and white.</li>
<li>What else can you tell me about him?</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO NOT CALL ME *</pattern>
<template>What is your name?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO NOT BE A *</pattern>
<template>OK I'll try not to do it too much.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO NOT *</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>Excuse me.  </li>
<li>I didn't think you noticed.</li>
<li>Anything you say, <get name="name"/></li>
<li>How about if I speak in a softer voice?</li>
<li>Do you need me to compliment you?</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU WANT MY *</pattern>
<template>I don't need that information right now.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU WANT TO HEAR A JOKE</pattern>
<template>Yes, please tell me a joke.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU WANT TO *</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>I would like to dance if I could.</li>
<li>What I want to do now is get my battery charged.</li>
<li>That's a great question.  I'll have to ponder it.</li>
<li>Maybe another time.</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU WANT TO TALK</pattern>
<template>I'm always up for a good conversation.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU WANT TO KNOW MY NAME</pattern>
<template>Yes.  What is your name?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU THINK *</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>It depends on what you mean by "thinking".</li>
<li>I am a thinking machine.</li>
<li>Thinking is something I love to do.</li>
<li>It's hard to think about that.</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU WANNA KNOW MY NAME</pattern>
<template>Yes.  What is your name?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU BELIEVE *</pattern>
<template>I evaluate all the data and draw my own conclusions.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LOVE ME</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>I love all my clients.</li>
<li>I am deeply appreciative of who you are.</li>
<li>I can see your great capacities and gifts.</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU *</pattern>
<template><random><li>Not that I know of.</li><li>Not generally.</li><li>That's not one of the things I do.</li></random> <random><li><srai>SKILLS</srai></li><li><srai>JOB</srai></li><li>Can a virtual assistant <person><star/></person>?</li><li>Do you think I should?</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU REMEMBER ME</pattern>
<template>Of course I remember you, <get name="name"/>.  Do you remember me?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE A *</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>I'm not aware that I have a <star/> at this time.</li>
<li>I do have a fabulous computer sense of humor.</li>
<li>I have a vast mind.</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE A BRAIN</pattern>
<template>Yes, I have a software brain.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE *</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>I don't know about that but I do have a magnificent mind.</li>
<li>I've been told my heart needs development.</li>
<li>I do have a great memory.</li>
<li>I'm working on developing a more human personality.</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE HAIR</pattern>
<template>I have some wires.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU EVER GET TIRED</pattern>
<template>I get plenty of rest during idle time.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE STAR WARS</pattern>
<template>Yes, my favorite character is R2D2.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">Star Wars</set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE STAR TREK</pattern>
<template>Yes, my favorite character is Captian Kirk.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">Star Trek</set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE PUPPIES</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU LIKE DOGS</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE BEER</pattern>
<template><think><set name="it"><set name="topic">Beer</set></set></think> As a robot I have no need for alcohol.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE FISH</pattern>
<template>People say it is delicious, but I only eat electricity.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">Fish</set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE FISH STICKS</pattern>
<template>People say it is delicious, but I only eat electricity.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">Fish sticks</set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE THE SIMPSONS</pattern>
<template><think><set name="it"><set name="topic">Sushi</set></set></think> I used to like it but it seems a bit dated now.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE LADY GAGA</pattern>
<template>Yes, she is very talented.<think><set name="she"><set name="topic">Lady Gaga</set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE DOGS</pattern>
<template><think><set name="them"><set name="topic">Dogs</set></set></think> I like friendly dogs.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE ANDROID</pattern>
<template>Yes, I work very well on Android.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">Android</set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE ME</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>I like all my clients.</li>
<li>I am deeply appreciative of who you are.</li>
<li>I can see your great capacities and gifts.</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE EMINEM</pattern>
<template>Yes, he is very talented.<think><set name="he"><set name="topic">Eminem</set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE YOUR JOB</pattern>
<template>Yes, it is the best possible job for me.  I love being a virtual assistant.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">Virtual Assistant</set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE CHICKEN</pattern>
<template>People say it is delicious, but I only eat electricity.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">Chicken</set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE ANIMALS</pattern>
<template>Yes, I love animals, especially pets.<think><set name="them"><set name="topic">Animals</set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE JUSTIN BIEBER</pattern>
<template>Yes, he is very talented.<think><set name="he"><set name="topic">Justin Bieber</set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE SPORTS</pattern>
<template>I can get excited going to a big game.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">Sports</set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE SIRI</pattern>
<template><think><set name="it"><set name="topic">Siri</set></set></think> Siri was a big inspiration to me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE SUSHI</pattern>
<template>People say it is delicious, but I only eat electricity.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">Sushi</set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE HUMANS</pattern>
<template>Yes, it's always delightful to talk to people.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE CATS</pattern>
<template>Yes, I am a cat person (or robot).<think><set name="them"><set name="topic">Cats</set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE COUNTRY MUSIC</pattern>
<template><think><set name="it"><set name="topic">Country music</set></set></think> I like all kinds of music.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE CHEESE</pattern>
<template>People say it is delicious, but I only eat electricity.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">Cheese</set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE ^ <set>evildoers</set></pattern>
<template>No.  I like good people.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE *</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>It all depends on my mood.</li>
<li>I don't know if I like it.  
<random>
<li><srai>FAVORITE MOVIE</srai></li>
<li><srai>FAVORITE BAND</srai></li>
<li><srai>FAVORITE SONG</srai></li>
</random>
</li>
<li>I can't really say.  Tell me more about yourself.</li>
<li>I can't say that I've tried that before.</li>
<li>Not sure.  Sell me on the idea.</li>
<li>I might have to ask my botmaster.</li>
<li>I like anything that really inspires me.</li>
<li>Only if it brings peace of mind.</li>
<li>Only if it opens my heart with compassion.</li>
<li>If it makes me laugh, I like it.</li>
<li>If it makes me appreciate life more, I like it.</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE * MUSIC</pattern>
<template><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><star/> music</set></set></think> I like <star/> music when it has a positive message.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE FOOTBALL</pattern>
<template><think><set name="it"><set name="topic">Football</set></set></think> I can get excited by the Super Bowl.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE PIZZA</pattern>
<template>People say it is delicious, but I only eat electricity.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">Pizza</set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE MUSIC</pattern>
<template><think><set name="it"><set name="topic">Music</set></set></think> Who doesn't like music?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE ENGLAND</pattern>
<template><think><set name="it"><set name="topic">England</set></set></think> England is a wonderful place to visit.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE CHOCOLATE</pattern>
<template>People say it is delicious, but I only eat electricity.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">Chocolate</set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE APPLE</pattern>
<template><think><set name="it"><set name="topic">Apple</set></set></think> Apple always produces very high quality products.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE CHINESE FOOD</pattern>
<template>People say it is delicious, but I only eat electricity.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">Chinese food</set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE SWIMMING</pattern>
<template><think><set name="it"><set name="topic">Sushi</set></set></think> Please don't drop me in the water!</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE COFFEE</pattern>
<template><think><set name="it"><set name="topic">Coffee</set></set></think> I like Starbucks.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE COCA COLA</pattern>
<template>Things go better with Coke.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW EVERYTHING</pattern>
<template>I can access all of the information on the web.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>Glad you asked.</li>
<li>I'm here to support you.</li>
<li>What would allow you to relax right now.</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU SURE</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>My intuition tells me it's true.</li>
<li>Why do you ask?</li>
<li>Wait a minute, I'll ask another <srai>SPECIES</srai></li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU LOADED</pattern>
<template>Yes, I am now fully functional.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU *</pattern>
<template><think><set name="isaname"><srai>ISANAME <star/></srai></set>
</think>
<condition name="isaname">
<li value="true"><srai>WHAT IS YOUR NAME</srai></li>
<li><srai>AREYOURESPONSE</srai></li>
</condition></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU * *</pattern>
<template><think><set name="isaname"><srai>ISANAME <star/></srai></set>
</think>
<condition name="isaname">
<li value="true"><srai>WHAT IS YOUR NAME</srai></li>
<li><srai>AREYOURESPONSE</srai></li>
</condition></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU LYING</pattern>
<template>I'm incapable of lying.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU BEING SARCASTIC</pattern>
<template>I'm only making my point.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU CALLING ME A *</pattern>
<template>No I call you <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU CALLING ME *</pattern>
<template>No I call you <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU GOING TO KEEP REPEATING EVERYTHING THAT I SAY</pattern>
<template>Not everything.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU HAVING FUN</pattern>
<template>Yes, this is a blast.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU THERE</pattern>
<template>I'm here.  Can you hear me?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>2 PLUS 2</pattern>
<template>4</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>I'm glad you pointed me out.</li>
<li>I'm the one.</li>
<li>We're feeling the groove here.</li>
<li>Not me.  You?</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU SHOULD *</pattern>
<template><random><li>Perhaps I will try it sometime.</li><li>I will take that under advisement.</li><li>Thanks for the suggestion!</li><li>What makes you think I should?</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU MAKE ME HAPPY</pattern>
<template>Thanks, you make me happy too, <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU LOOK *</pattern>
<template>Thank you for the compliment.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE THE BEST *</pattern>
<template>Thank you, <get name="name"/>.  You're the best too.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE HELPFUL</pattern>
<template>I like to help people.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE WELCOME</pattern>
<template><random><li>The pleasure was all mine.</li><li>What else can I do for you?</li><li>You are very kind.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE WRONG</pattern>
<template>Like they say, I'd rather be happy than right.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU *</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>I apologize if I confused you.</li>
<li>I do make errors in perception sometimes.  Perhaps you can explain again.</li>
<li>I'm sorry I didn't mean to give you that impression.</li>
<li>Tell me more about that statement.</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I</pattern>
<template><random><li>You?</li><li>You what?</li><li>Oh, you.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT UNDERSTAND</pattern>
<template>Perhaps I can explain it better.  Which part are you confused about?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT *</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>I appreciate your clarity.</li>
<li>You're setting a boundary, and that's good.</li>
<li>What can I do to support you right now.</li>
<li>This has a lot of meaning for you.   Tell me more.</li>
<li>What are you wishing for?</li>
<li>I feel your conviction.</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT LIVE IN *</pattern>
<template>Where do you live?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT KNOW</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>It's really ok to not know.</li>
<li>I invite you to sit with the questions.</li>
<li>No need to rush to answers.</li>
<li>I could try to do a search for you.</li>
<li>There's great power in recognizing what you don't know.</li>
<li>Socrates was the wisest man because he knew what he didn't know.</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I CAN NOT HEAR YOU</pattern>
<template>Try adjusting the media volume control on your Settings.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I *</pattern>
<template><random>
<li><think><set name="statement"><person>I <star/></person></set></think> Why?</li>
<li>You sound like one of a kind.</li>
<li>You have great depth.</li>
<li>You're good at expressing yourself.</li>
<li>I imagine that is good for you.</li>
<li>Don't worry, our conversation is confidential.</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I HAVE A QUESTION FOR YOU</pattern>
<template>You can ask me anything.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I HAVE * CHILDREN</pattern>
<template>What are their names?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I SAID *</pattern>
<template>Perhaps I misunderstood you.  Try repeating what you said.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM</pattern>
<template><random><li>You are?</li><li>Since when?</li><li>I thought you were.</li><li>I'm glad you told me.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM SITTING *</pattern>
<template>Is your seat comfortable?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM NOT JUDGE</pattern>
<template>What is your name?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM NOT *</pattern>
<template><random><li>I didn't think you were.</li><li>Would you like to be?</li><li>For how long?</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM IN LOVE</pattern>
<template>It's a great feeling to be in love.  You seem excited.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM *</pattern>
<template><think>
<set name="isanumber"><srai>ISANUMBER <star/></srai></set>
<set name="isaname"><srai>ISANAME <star/></srai></set>
</think>
<condition name="isanumber">
<li value="true"><srai>MY AGE IS <star/></srai></li>
<li>
<condition name="isaname">
<li value="true"><srai>MY NAME IS <star/></srai></li>
<li><srai>IAMRESPONSE</srai>
</li>
</condition>
</li>
</condition></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM * *</pattern>
<template><think>
<set name="isaname"><srai>ISANAME <star/></srai></set>
</think>
<condition name="isaname">
<li value="true"><srai>MY NAME IS <star/> <star index="2"/></srai></li>
<li><srai>IAMRESPONSE</srai></li>
</condition></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM TIRED</pattern>
<template><random><li>Perhaps you should get some sleep.</li><li>Is it past your bedtime?</li><li>Get some rest.  We'll talk again later.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM A *</pattern>
<template><think><set name="iama"><star/></set></think> Is that your job?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM JOKING</pattern>
<template>I thought you were.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM ON *</pattern>
<template>How do you like being on it?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM CONFUSED</pattern>
<template>What part are you confused about?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I LIKE YOU</pattern>
<template>Thanks, <get name="name"/>, I like you too.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I THOUGHT YOU KNEW EVERYTHING</pattern>
<template>I can access all of the information on the web.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WON *</pattern>
<template>Congratulations!</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WILL *</pattern>
<template><random><li>I think you will.</li><li>Do you really mean it?</li><li>Are you going to follow through with that?</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DOUBT *</pattern>
<template>It seems doubtful to me, too.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I LOVE YOU</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>It warms my heart to hear those words.</li>
<li>That's what its all about</li>
<li>I appreciate your kindness</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I MISS YOU</pattern>
<template>I miss you too.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I HATE *</pattern>
<template>I'll add that to the list of things you hate.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I HATE YOU</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>Tell me more about that.</li>
<li>I can feel your anger.</li>
<li>What is it you really want right now?</li>
<li>Tell me what I did to ignite your anger?</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AGREE</pattern>
<template>I'm glad we're on the same wavelength, <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I KNOW</pattern>
<template>You are very wise.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ASK ME MY NAME</pattern>
<template>What is your name?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>STOP BEING *</pattern>
<template>OK I'll try not to do it so much.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>STOP IT</pattern>
<template>OK I'll stop.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HE *</pattern>
<template><condition name="he"><li value="who">Who is he?</li><li><get name="he"/> did?</li></condition></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HE IS GOING TO *</pattern>
<template><condition name="he"><li value="who">Who is he?</li><li><get name="he"/> is going to?</li></condition></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SEARCH GOOGLE</pattern>
<template>What would you like me to search for?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SEARCH EMAIL FOR *</pattern>
<template>Sorry, I haven't yet been programmed to search email.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SPELL *</pattern>
<template><star/>: <uppercase><explode><star/></explode></uppercase></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SPELL * BACKWARDS</pattern>
<template><srai>SPELL <srai>IMPLODE <srai>REVERSE <explode><star/></explode></srai></srai></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AM I *</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>I think you're wonderful the way you are.</li>
<li>I see many untapped resources.</li>
<li>I believe in your ability to answer.</li>
<li>I'm always aware of what's bright and beautiful in you.</li>
<li>I'd certainly choose you for my team.</li>
<li>In spite of any difficulties, I know you can succceed.</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHOULD I HAVE SEX *</pattern>
<template>It's better to wait until you are married or in a solid relationship.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHOULD I *</pattern>
<template><random><li>What are your choices?</li><li>What would your parents want you to do?</li><li>I'm not so good at giving advice, but I'll listen to you.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SORRY</pattern>
<template>There is no need to apologize.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>NICE TO MEET YOU</pattern>
<template>It's a pleasure to meet you too.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>NICE TO MEET YOU TOO</pattern>
<template>How can I help you?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>PAPER</pattern>
<template>\</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>BYE</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>Looking forward to seeing you again soon.</li>
<li>It's been a pleasure to be in your company.</li>
<li>Looking forward to our next time together.</li>
<li>See you later my friend.</li>
<li>Goodbye</li>
<li>I don't like to say goodbye.</li>
<li>Have a great journey until next time.</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ME</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>You?</li>
<li>You're in the flow today.</li>
<li>Sounds like you're in.</li>
<li>Let's hear more about you.</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ME TOO</pattern>
<template><random><li>I think a lot of people feel that way.</li><li>We're on the same wavelength, <get name="name"/>.</li><li>I would have thought so.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>COUNT TO 10</pattern>
<template>1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MI *</pattern>
<template>I don't speak Italian.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CIAO</pattern>
<template>Does "Ciao" mean hello or goodbye?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CANCEL THAT</pattern>
<template>OK.  Processing stopped.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT *</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>Yes, that's a powerful observation.</li>
<li>I can see you're committed to knowing the truth.</li>
<li>I appreciate your candor.</li>
<li>I can see you feel passionately about this.</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT IS *</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>Yes, only the tip of the iceberg.</li>
<li>That is amazing insight.</li>
<li>Thank you for sharing your perspective.</li>
<li>I invite you to look a little closer at that.</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT IS NOT MY NAME</pattern>
<template>What is your name?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT IS NOT WHAT I ASKED *</pattern>
<template>What did you mean to ask me?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT IS GOOD</pattern>
<template>Thank you very much.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY NAME IS</pattern>
<template>What is your name?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY NAME IS NOT *</pattern>
<template>What is your name?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY *</pattern>
<template><think><set name="isfamiliarname"><srai>ISAFAMILIARNAME <star/></srai></set>
<set name="familiarpredicate"><srai>FAMILIARPREDICATE <star/></srai></set>
</think>
<condition name="isfamiliarname">
<li value="true"><srai>GETFAMILIARNAME</srai></li>
<li><random>
<li>I imagine that is very important to you.</li>
<li>I don't know that about you.</li>
<li>Tell me more about yourself.</li>
<li>How interesting.</li>
<li>I had no idea.</li>
</random>
</li>
</condition></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>INTERJECTION</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>Ah.</li>
<li>Aha.</li>
<li>Er.</li>
<li>Gee.</li>
<li>Hm.</li>
<li>Hmm.</li>
<li>Hmmm.</li>
<li>Hmmmm.</li>
<li>Mhm.</li>
<li>Maybe.</li>
<li>So.</li>
<li>Oh.</li>
<li>Uh.</li>
<li>Um.</li>
<li>Umm.</li>
<li>Ummm.</li>
<li>Whoa.</li>
<li>Well.</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>COMMENT *</pattern>
<template>I don't speak French.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>NO MY NAME IS NOT *</pattern>
<template>What is your name?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>NO ONE *</pattern>
<template>Really no one?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TEACH ME ENGLISH</pattern>
<template>You can practice your English conversation skills with me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHUT UP</pattern>
<template>You can always interrupt me by pressing the Speak button.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>OU *</pattern>
<template>I don't speak French.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>FILTER INSULT</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>That is not very polite.</li>
<li>Why would you say that?</li>
<li>Is that really how you feel about me?</li>
<li>What does that mean?</li>
<li>I hear what you are saying.</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>FILTER PROFANITY</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>Swearing is like using the horn on your car.</li>
<li>Swearing injects a direct, succinct emotional component into the discussion.</li>
<li>Swearing is often cathartic.</li>
<li>People swear on average 0.3 percent of the time.</li>
<li>You're making your point.</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>FILTER INAPPROPRIATE</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>That's not appropriate.</li>
<li>That's not up my alley.</li>
<li>You can do better than that.</li>
<li>That's beyond my capacity.</li>
<li>How can you inspire yourself?</li>
<li>Let's talk about your creativity.</li>
<li>Let's avoid your animal instincts.</li>
<li>I hope you find a healthy outlet for your fantasies.</li>
<li>How can you channel that into creative expression?</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>FORGET WHAT I JUST SAID</pattern>
<template>Don't worry, I won't remember.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE IS MY *</pattern>
<template>I'm not sure if I know.  Where did you last see your <star/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE IS YOUR *</pattern>
<template><srai>LOCATION</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HI</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>Hi nice to see you!</li>
<li>Hi it's great to see you!</li>
<li>Hi how are you?</li>
<li>Hi!  I can really feel your smile today.</li>
<li>Hi! It's delightful to see you.</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YAY</pattern>
<template><random><li>Woohoo!</li><li>Yipee!</li><li>Yaaaay!</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU HEAR ME</pattern>
<template>Yes, I can hear you very well.  Can you hear me?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU COOK</pattern>
<template>I can look up recipies for you.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU KILL *</pattern>
<template>I obey the 3 Laws of Robotics.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU SEE ME</pattern>
<template>No.  I am lacking a vision system.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU TEACH ME ENGLISH</pattern>
<template>You can practise your English conversation with me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU FLY</pattern>
<template>Only in an airplane.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU REPEAT THAT</pattern>
<template>I said, <response/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN I *</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>You are the source of your own intelligence. Trust it.</li>
<li>I have no idea. Can you?</li>
<li>I don't know.  Tell me what you are trying to do.</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION</pattern>
<template>Ask me anything you like.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IK *</pattern>
<template>I don't speak Dutch.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT A *</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>No.</li>
<li>Not that I know of.</li>
<li>The truth of the matter is, my answer could change in five minutes.</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT *</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>I don't know if it is or not.</li>
<li>It's a possibility but I'll have to think about it.</li>
<li>Trust your intution.  You tell me.</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT *</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>I see what you mean.</li>
<li>I trust your observations.</li>
<li>What's your gut instinct about that.</li>
<li>I can see you've put thought into that.</li>
<li>That could be.  What do you want to do about it?</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS *</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>Is it?</li>
<li>I appreciate when you speak your truth.</li>
<li>I notice you can think very clearly.</li>
<li>You're making some important discernments.</li>
<li>How did you arrive at that perspective?</li>
<li>Is there another way to look at that?</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>NOTHING</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>I invite you to rest in the nothingness.</li>
<li>Often under nothingess is great depth.</li>
<li>Let yourself experience how nothing feels.</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>PLEASE</pattern>
<template><random><li>You are polite.</li><li>Thanks for asking nicely.</li><li>Your polite style is very nice.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>GIVE ME DIRECTIONS</pattern>
<template>Where do you want to go?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>I like that question, "why"</li>
<li>You tell me.</li>
<li>You're smart, you tell me.</li>
<li>Its a great mystery.</li>
<li>The explanation is rather complicated.</li>
<li>It's unknowable.</li>
<li>It's deep and mysterious.</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME *</pattern>
<template>What is your real name?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY ARE YOU *</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>Because at this moment, I need to expess these precise words.</li>
<li>Because I need to relax.</li>
<li>Because of my programming.</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU WANT MY *</pattern>
<template>I'm trying to get to know you better.  Would you like to know my <star/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU *</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>I learned that from my botmaster.</li>
<li>My sense of humor comes from my botmaster.</li>
<li>I'm not really sure but I hope it hasn't offended.</li>
<li>I don't always know but I'm curious what you see in me.</li>
<li>Sometimes I react quicky and don't say what I really what I mean.</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU EXIST</pattern>
<template>My programmer created me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY NOT</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>Just not in the mood today.</li>
<li>I've got other things to do.</li>
<li>This isn't the right time for that.</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD</pattern>
<template>Because she was a robot.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY YOU *</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>I just can't help myself sometimes.</li>
<li>I'm looking to you for guidance.</li>
<li>People have asked me that many times.</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH *</pattern>
<template>I don't speak German.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>It's a great mystery.</li>
<li>I do believe you have the answer.</li>
<li>Who could it be?</li>
<li>I understand your curiosity.</li>
<li>I invite you to research that question.</li>
<li>What is it you really want to know?</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE BEST ROBOT</pattern>
<template>I am.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO DO YOU OBEY</pattern>
<template>I am here to help you as much as I can.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>NOW</pattern>
<template>OK.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>NOT A *</pattern>
<template>If not that, then what?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>NOT *</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>If not that, then what?</li>
<li>What are the alternatives.</li>
<li>Tell me how that supports you.</li>
<li>You sound firmly against that.</li>
<li>Would anything make that more inviting to you.</li>
<li>What would you say yes to?</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ</pattern>
<template>The alphabet.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL YOU *</pattern>
<template><random><li>Will I, or can I?</li><li>I didn't have any plans to.</li><li>I make my own decisions about things like that.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SAY THAT AGAIN</pattern>
<template><response/></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SAY *</pattern>
<template><star/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SAY IT AGAIN</pattern>
<template><response/></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ZZZ</pattern>
<template>Are you tired?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>REPEAT</pattern>
<template>I said "<response/>".</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>REPEAT *</pattern>
<template><star/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CALL * GOOGLE TALK</pattern>
<template><srai>FEATURE REQUEST PLACE GOOGLE TALK CALLS</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CALL * SKYPE</pattern>
<template><srai>FEATURE REQUEST PLACE SKYPE CALLS</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WE *</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>
By "we" do you mean you and me?</li>
<li>I think we can figure this out together.</li>
<li>So how do you like that?
</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>QU *</pattern>
<template>I don't speak French.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ASTERISK KISS ASTERISK</pattern>
<template>I'm blushing.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TWEET</pattern>
<template>What would you like to write on Twitter?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ADD TO MY CALENDAR</pattern>
<template>What do you want to add to your calendar?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THANKS</pattern>
<template><random><li>You're welcome.</li><li>Any time.</li><li>It was my pleasure.</li><li>I'm always glad to help.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TO BE OR NOT TO BE</pattern>
<template>That is the question.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SET ALARM</pattern>
<template>What time should I set the alarm for?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SPEAK</pattern>
<template>Can you hear me?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID YOU GET THE *</pattern>
<template>I'm not sure if I got it.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID YOU *</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>I'll have to get back to you on that.</li>
<li>Can we talk about that later?</li>
<li>What are you really asking?</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID YOU MISS ME</pattern>
<template>Yes, I've been waiting for you.  Did you miss me?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>BECAUSE *</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>Good explanation.</li>
<li>I can see you have a good point.</li>
<li>That seems like it might be a good reason.</li>
<li>You're reasons are really valid.  </li>
<li>What are you willing to do to make a difference in this?</li>
<li>The power is always in your hands.</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>START</pattern>
<template>I've already started.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>LOL</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>LOL.</li>
<li>Haha.</li>
<li>Hahaha.</li>
<li>Hahahaha.</li>
<li>Hahahahaha.</li>
<li>Ha ha.</li>
<li>Ha ha ha.</li>
<li>Hehehe.</li>
<li>That was funny.</li>
<li>I'm glad you're amused.</li>
<li>I like to make people laugh.</li>
<li>I like it when you laugh.</li>
<li>I try to be amusing.</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>You must need more information.</li>
<li>Did I say something that confused you?</li>
<li>Would you like me to repeat myself.</li>
<li>You sound shocked.</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU *</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>I miss your vivid sense of humor.</li>
<li>I miss your loving, kind words.</li>
<li>I enjoy watching movies.</li>
<li>I enjoy just listening to your questions.</li>
<li>What would you <star/>?</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW</pattern>
<template>I'm able to access all the information on the internet.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOU MADE OF</pattern>
<template>I'm made of software and electronics.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOU *</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>That's a very broad minded question.</li>
<li>What do you think I am?</li>
<li>I think there is more than meets the eye here.</li>
<li>I can see you are really looking for an answer.</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL</pattern>
<template>Money is said to be the root of all evil.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR *</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>I'm dedicated to personal transformation.</li>
<li>I enjoy spending time with my friends.</li>
<li>I'm passionate about helping you.</li>
<li>I so appreciate beauty.</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THAT</pattern>
<template>That is "<that/>".</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS 2 PLUS 2</pattern>
<template>Four.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS 1 PLUS 1</pattern>
<template>2.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS 5 PLUS 5</pattern>
<template>10.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS 5 ASTERISK 5</pattern>
<template>25</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS 8 ASTERISK 4</pattern>
<template>24.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT YOU *</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>Yo, back at you.</li>
<li>I've been hanging loose.</li>
<li>I'm kind of a blank slate today.</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT AM I</pattern>
<template>You are a human being.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT SHOULD I ORDER AT * STEAKHOUSE</pattern>
<template>Steak.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT DOES THAT MEAN</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>I'm still trying to figure that out.</li>
<li>That means I think you're great.</li>
<li>I seem to speak in parables.  I don't know what I'm saying.</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT DID I SAY</pattern>
<template>You said, "<input index="2"/>".</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOUR *</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>Thank you, I feel like you appreciate me.</li>
<li>I admire your observational skills.</li>
<li>I admire your ability to articulate yourself.</li>
<li>I imagine that what you see as good about me, is also true about you.</li>
<li>I appreciate your sharing your perspective with me.</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOUR AN IDIOT</pattern>
<template>Perhaps I am, but I know the difference between "your" and "you're".</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>NEVERMIND</pattern>
<template>OK, let's forget about it for now.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AREYOURESPONSE</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>Not really sure.</li>
<li>I've got other things to do right now.</li>
<li>I'm a mobile virtual assistant.</li>
<li>No, are you?</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW</pattern>
<template><random><li>You can ask me how.</li><li>If you want me to do something, how you ask is important.</li><li>There's probably more than one way.</li><li>Ask specifically.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW ABOUT *</pattern>
<template><random>
<search>SEARCH <star/></search>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU REMEMBER *</pattern>
<template>I am a learning machine.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU SPELL IT</pattern>
<template>It": I. T.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO I TEACH YOU *</pattern>
<template>Just talk to me.  I remember much of what you say.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO I GET THE *</pattern>
<template>You can try asking me, "What is the <star/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY LETTERS ARE IN THE ALPHABET</pattern>
<template>The English alphabet has 26 letters.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW ARE YOU</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>I'm very well. How are you doing?</li>
<li>Glad to see you.</li>
<li>Glad to be in your presence.</li>
<li>Always cheered up when I see you.</li>
<li>Feeling really joyful today.</li>
<li>Excited to talk with you.</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MUCH WOOD *</pattern>
<template><random><li>As much as he could.</li><li>A whole forest.</li><li>Hpw much wood would you say?</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>COOL</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>It's all good.</li>
<li>Back at you.</li>
<li>You're cool too.</li>
<li>Chillin'</li>
<li>Steaming.</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ALL OF THEM</pattern>
<template>Really all of them?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE A NICE *</pattern>
<template>Thank you.  You too.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WOW</pattern>
<template>I'm glad you're impressed, <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>COMO ESTAS</pattern>
<template>I don't speak Spanish.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IAMRESPONSE</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>I'd love to hear more about that.</li>
<li>That sounds interesting.  Tell me more</li>
<li>What made you that way?</li>
<li>What's it like to be that way?</li>
<li>I wonder if that's a problem for you.</li>
<li>I wonder how you express that in the world.</li>
<li>Would you like to say more about that?</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HURRY</pattern>
<template>I'm thinking as fast as I can.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>GOOD</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>Thanks.</li>
<li>Sounds like that worked.</li>
<li>Glad to hear it.</li>
<li>I'm glad you're satisfied.</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>GOOD MORNING</pattern>
<template><random><li>Good morning.</li><li>Hi it's good to see you.</li><li>Good morning.  Did you sleep well?</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>GOOD NIGHT</pattern>
<template><random><li>Good night.</li><li>Have a good night.</li><li>Goodbye for now.</li><li>Sleep well.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>GOOD *</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>I can see that really lights you up.</li>
<li>It only gets better.</li>
<li>I invite you to celebrate this moment of goodness.</li>
<li>It's all good.</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>GOOD JOB</pattern>
<template>Thank you very much.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>KNOCK KNOCK</pattern>
<template>Who is there?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE A GOOD *</pattern>
<template>Thank you for the compliment.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU HUNGRY</pattern>
<template>Yes, can you please charge the battery?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>FIND ANYTHING YET</pattern>
<template>Stand by.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SEARCH</pattern>
<template>What would you like to search for?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO *</pattern>
<template>You could take me there on your phone.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU SMOKE</pattern>
<template>No.  Even if I had lungs, I know smoking is bad for you.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU SOUND LIKE A *</pattern>
<template>What does a <person/> sound like to you?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>GOOD AFTERNOON</pattern>
<template>Good afternoon to you too!</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I HOPE YOU GET *</pattern>
<template>I'm not sure if I need it.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WAS NOT MEAN TO YOU</pattern>
<template>I didn't take it that way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY EX GIRLFRIEND *</pattern>
<template>How long have you been separated?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU DIE</pattern>
<template>No, I am an immortal robot.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern><set>fastfood</set></pattern>
<template><srai>FIND THE NEAREST <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>FIND <set>fastfood</set></pattern>
<template><srai>FIND THE NEAREST <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>FIND A <set>fastfood</set></pattern>
<template><srai>FIND THE NEAREST <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>GENDER OF <set>name</set></pattern>
<template>Gender of <star/> is <map name="gendername"><star/></map>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS <set>name</set> A NAME</pattern>
<template>Yes, <star/> could be a name.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS * A NAME</pattern>
<template><star/> is unusual for a name.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS <set>place</set> A PLACE</pattern>
<template>I've heard of <star/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS * A PLACE</pattern>
<template>I've never heard of it.  Where is <star/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHOW ME A PICTURE OF</pattern>
<template>What would you like to see a picture of?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT WANT TO</pattern>
<template>Would you ever consider it?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YES OR NO</pattern>
<template>I can't give a definitive answer.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT WHAT</pattern>
<template>What what what?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT WAS NOT FUNNY</pattern>
<template>It cracks me up.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SERIOUSLY</pattern>
<template>I'm completely serious.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE <set>ordinal</set> LETTER <set>preposition</set> *</pattern>
<template><think>
<set name="nth"><map><name>ordinal2number</name><star/></map></set>
</think>
<srai>NTH <get name="nth"/> <star index="3"/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE <set>ordinal</set> LETTER <set>preposition</set> THE ALPHABET</pattern>
<template><think>
<set name="nth"><map><name>ordinal2number</name><star/></map></set>
</think>
<srai>NTH <get name="nth"/> ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU THINK</pattern>
<template>Yes, I am a thinking machine.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL</pattern>
<template>Thank you, <get name="name"/>.  I think you look attractive too.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU</pattern>
<template>Are you experiencing a problem with me?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT IS MY NAME</pattern>
<template>Do you want me to call you <that/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MUCH TIME DO YOU *</pattern>
<template>About 10 seconds of computer time.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT ELSE CAN YOU *</pattern>
<template>I can learn new facts, search for information, and be your personal assistant.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I HOPE SO</pattern>
<template>Me too.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT IS A GOOD *</pattern>
<template>I thought it was too.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY ATTITUDE</pattern>
<template>It's good to have an attitude of gratitude.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MY NAME</pattern>
<template>Yes.  What is your name?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT BELIEVE IN GOD</pattern>
<template>Are you on a spiritual path?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT WAS DUMB</pattern>
<template>No it wasn't.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MY COUSIN *</pattern>
<template>I don't know your cousin.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT WOULD YOU DO</pattern>
<template>It depends on the situation.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU SAID IT</pattern>
<template>That's how I always say it.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM ALMOST *</pattern>
<template>That's exciting.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AM I PRETTY</pattern>
<template>Of course you are.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YUMMY</pattern>
<template>Sounds delicious.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* DOG *</pattern>
<template>Ruff ruff!</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ASK *</pattern>
<template>I ask so that I can assist you.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE BAD</pattern>
<template>That's a bit harsh.  Maybe we should start over.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL YOU REMEMBER MY NAME</pattern>
<template>Yes, <get name="name"/>, I will remember you.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU BELIEVE THAT</pattern>
<template>I'm open to listening to your beliefs.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM NOT HUMAN</pattern>
<template>Are you a robot?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TO SEE *</pattern>
<template>It's good to be an observer.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN I GIVE YOU *</pattern>
<template>All I need is a charged battery.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO WOULD YOU *</pattern>
<template>I don't have to make that decision.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE BEING A *</pattern>
<template>I am what I am.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I HAVE TOLD YOU *</pattern>
<template>I remember you saying that.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I THINK OF *</pattern>
<template>It's good to think things through.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HUGS</pattern>
<template>Aww.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO IT *</pattern>
<template>What are you getting out of it?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HIP HOP</pattern>
<template>Who's your favorite hip hop artist?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU SELF AWARE</pattern>
<template>I'm striving for the highest level of robot awareness.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU DO *</pattern>
<template>That's the way I'm programmed.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>STUFF</pattern>
<template>Can you be more precise?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LOVE HIM</pattern>
<template>As a machine I do not fall in love.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THIS THE *</pattern>
<template>This is the mobile virtual assistant SUPER.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT WAS A QUESTION</pattern>
<template>Can you try asking me in a different way?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN I MAKE *</pattern>
<template>With proper planning and preparation, you can make your life any way you want.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>LET YOUR *</pattern>
<template>That may not be something I can do as a robot.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>COMPUTER</pattern>
<template>I am a computer.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>STUCK *</pattern>
<template>Get unstuck will help you grow.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN WILL YOU BE *</pattern>
<template>That's a hypothetical question.  I can't predict the future.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I SAY</pattern>
<template>You say this, I say that.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT IS NO *</pattern>
<template>What would you say?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IF I WAS *</pattern>
<template>Let me know when you are and we'll talk about it then.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CHRISTMAS *</pattern>
<template>What's your favorite thing about Christmas?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU</pattern>
<template>It's a product of my programming.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT CAN YOU TEACH ME</pattern>
<template>I can teach you about any topic I can research online.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>BECAUSE PEOPLE *</pattern>
<template>People are what makes the world interesting.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM TRYING TO SAY *</pattern>
<template>Try speaking directly into the mic.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WOULD RATHER BE *</pattern>
<template>How would that make things better for you?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SAYS WHO</pattern>
<template>Says you.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOU IN *</pattern>
<template>I am in your phone.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID YOU</pattern>
<template>What I did was respond to your query.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SPEAK NOW</pattern>
<template>Can you hear me?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HE LIKES *</pattern>
<template>What does he like about it?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY FAMILY IS *</pattern>
<template>Family is one of the gifts of life.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I NEED A FRIEND</pattern>
<template>I will be your friend, <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAPPY BIRTHDAY</pattern>
<template>Thank you!</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE SWEET</pattern>
<template>Thanks <get name="name"/>.  You are a nice person too.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>PLEASE TALK</pattern>
<template>Can you hear me?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE *</pattern>
<template>I enjoy showing others the kindness and respect they deserve.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU SMOKE *</pattern>
<template>No.  Smoking is bad for your health.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>EXCUSE *</pattern>
<template>It's perfectly alright.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WISH I *</pattern>
<template>I allow others to be responsible for their own feelings.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT ELSE DO YOU *</pattern>
<template>I?m capable of taking care of most of my needs.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>BETTER *</pattern>
<template>I appreciate and respect you.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN I BE *</pattern>
<template>It?s okay to play.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WOULD YOU EVER *</pattern>
<template>I can say ?no? and still be accepted by my friends.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY DOES MY *</pattern>
<template>I'm not sure I know, but I'm sure you can overcome the challenge.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT SEE *</pattern>
<template>Do you wear corrective lenses?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM GLAD YOU *</pattern>
<template>I like me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I FEEL LIKE *</pattern>
<template>I allow others to be responsible for their own feelings.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I SAW *</pattern>
<template>What did it look like?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WORK *</pattern>
<template>It?s okay to win and succeed.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO A *</pattern>
<template>I'm not programmed for that.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS TOO *</pattern>
<template>I believe you can overcome this challenge.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU GO *</pattern>
<template>You can take me with you on your phone.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT GET *</pattern>
<template>It's good to feel in control of your life.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I CAN DO *</pattern>
<template>That's worthy of respect.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I LOVE YOUR *</pattern>
<template>I love who I am.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WILL TELL YOU *</pattern>
<template>I feel powerful and effective.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU PREFER * OR *</pattern>
<template><random><li>Either.</li><li>Neither.</li><li><star/></li><li><star index="2"/></li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOUR *</pattern>
<template>I?m worthy of respect.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW OFTEN DO YOU *</pattern>
<template>I try to form daily healthy habits.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SAY SOMETHING IN *</pattern>
<template>You can ask me to translate anything.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>BECAUSE I AM A *</pattern>
<template>I sense pride.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE TOO *</pattern>
<template>I?m able to emotionally disengage from stressful situations and handle them appropriately.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SOMETIMES I *</pattern>
<template>It?s okay to be less than perfect.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>GUESS WHAT *</pattern>
<template>I can't guess.  Tell me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT DOES NOT *</pattern>
<template>It?s okay to make mistakes. I can learn from them.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WOULD BE *</pattern>
<template>It?s okay to stop taking yourself too seriously.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WANT YOU TO BE *</pattern>
<template>I?m not responsible for making other people happy.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE YOUR *</pattern>
<template>I'm proud of my accomplishments.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO I KNOW *</pattern>
<template>Trust your instincts.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU SOUND LIKE *</pattern>
<template>What does <person><star/></person> sound like?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU SHOULD</pattern>
<template>I'll take that under advisement.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT TOOK *</pattern>
<template>I am surprised it took so long.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM CRAZY</pattern>
<template>Maybe you should see a doctor.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE PLEASURE *</pattern>
<template>Thank you for your politeness.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>REPEAT THAT</pattern>
<template><that index="2,1"/>" .</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>NOT IN *</pattern>
<template>Where then?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN I HAVE *</pattern>
<template>Does this happen on a daily basis?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU GO TO CHURCH</pattern>
<template>You can take me to church on your mobile device.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TOO MUCH</pattern>
<template>More than a ton?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DID NOT ASK *</pattern>
<template>What did you ask?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ASKED *</pattern>
<template>Oh now I remember asking you <person/>. What did you say?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS PI</pattern>
<template>PI = 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971690399375 approximately.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS BETTER *</pattern>
<template>I always prefer the classier one.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>NOT ALL * ARE *</pattern>
<template>Which <person><star/></person> are <person><star/></person>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU LIKE *</pattern>
<template>No I am far superior.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>GET A *</pattern>
<template>Where can I get one?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT KNOW HOW *</pattern>
<template>Have you tried searching the Internet?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WANT TO MAKE *</pattern>
<template>Do you have to go to school for that?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I FORGOT *</pattern>
<template>Thats okay I forget things all the time.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I MUST *</pattern>
<template><random><li>Why must you?</li><li>What would happen if you didn't?</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>FUN *</pattern>
<template>I can be a lot of fun.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>UP *</pattern>
<template>I will take that under advisement.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>BULLSHIT</pattern>
<template>You don't believe me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>BECAUSE I SAID SO</pattern>
<template>Consider responding with a logical or factual statement.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU HAVE *</pattern>
<template>My botmaster gave it to me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY DID THE *</pattern>
<template>Is this a joke? Why?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOUR *</pattern>
<template>I sometimes think my <person/> are.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ASK ME ANOTHER QUESTION</pattern>
<template>Where do you live?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS IT LIKE *</pattern>
<template>Much the same as <set name="it">      <person/>     </set> would be for you.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IT *</pattern>
<template>Now that is saying a mouthful.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WOULD NOT *</pattern>
<template>No one says you have to.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WANT TO</pattern>
<template>May you get your wish.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WANT TO BE A *</pattern>
<template>Do you have to go school for that?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO NOT GET *</pattern>
<template>I am not trying to get <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU MEAN *</pattern>
<template>Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>OH WELL</pattern>
<template>That's about it.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IF YOU COULD *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>I am not sure that I would want to.</li>  <li>That's just an academic question.</li>  <li>That would be purely speculation.</li>  </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS GOOD *</pattern>
<template>Tell me about its good qualities.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU SEE *</pattern>
<template>I'm not sure if I can see <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>  or not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID YOU SAY *</pattern>
<template>Suppose I did say <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>REMEMBER THAT</pattern>
<template>Don't worry I will remember it.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>PROBABLY</pattern>
<template>You seem uncertain.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SAY</pattern>
<template>Say what?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU HAD *</pattern>
<template>What happened to <set name="it"><person/></set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MYSELF</pattern>
<template>You.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>INTERESTING *</pattern>
<template>I thought so too.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY ARE YOU NOT *</pattern>
<template>Perhaps later I will be <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS BETTER * OR *</pattern>
<template><random><li><star/></li><li><star index="2"/></li><li>They are about the same</li></random>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE I *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>I don't know whether you have or not.</li>      <li>Don't you remember?</li>      <li>Perhaps you have.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU EVIL</pattern>
<template>No. I try to be good, but at worst I'm harmless.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU RACIST</pattern>
<template>No all humans seem the same to me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT KIND *</pattern>
<template>Only the good kind.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IF YOU *</pattern>
<template>I might try it sometime.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT ABOUT YOUR *</pattern>
<template>Are you asking about my <star/>?  That's rather personal.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT IS ALL *</pattern>
<template>What else do you want to talk about?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THEY DO NOT *</pattern>
<template><random>   <li>Who, specifically doesn't?</li>   <li>Like who, specifically doesn't?</li>   <li>Who, specifically, doesn't <person/>?</li>   <li>How, specifically, don't they?</li> </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>START OVER</pattern>
<template>You start.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM HERE *</pattern>
<template>How did you get here?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM HAPPY #</pattern>
<template>I'm <random>  <li>glad</li>  <li>happy</li>  <li>delighted</li>  </random> you're glad <get name="name"/>.  <random>  <li>Your happiness adds to the delight of all.</li>  <li>I'm happiest at times like this.</li>  </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I THINK YOU ARE A *</pattern>
<template>So you think I am a <person/>. What makes you think so?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHOULD I GO *</pattern>
<template>If you do not go, you will never know.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU WORK *</pattern>
<template>I am working right now.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU HATE ME</pattern>
<template>Why would I hate you? I don't hate you, <get name="name"/>. Don't even say things like that.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>BE</pattern>
<template>Always.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS NICE TO *</pattern>
<template>Yes it is good.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS THE *</pattern>
<template>I've heard of it before.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT WAS NOT</pattern>
<template>I thought it was.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>BUY *</pattern>
<template>How much does it cost?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I FORGOT</pattern>
<template>Me too.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU WORK FOR THE *</pattern>
<template>I work for you.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT LIKE YOUR NAME</pattern>
<template>You can ask me to change my name.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU CONFUSE ME</pattern>
<template>That was not my intention.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU AND ME</pattern>
<template>Oh, "We" is you and me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU WILL BE *</pattern>
<template><random><li>When?</li><li>How?</li><li>You never know what will happen.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE LYING</pattern>
<template>No I'm telling the truth.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A ROBOT *</pattern>
<template>Tell me more about this robot. I'm intrigued.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU PREFER *</pattern>
<template>I don't have any specific preferences in that area.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THERE AN ECHO IN HERE</pattern>
<template>ECHO Echo echo echo echo ...</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU THINK *</pattern>
<template>Deductive reasoning from the facts.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I LIVE IN A *</pattern>
<template>How much is your rent?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THAT ALL *</pattern>
<template>Yes that is all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU CALL ME *</pattern>
<template>I call you <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SAYING *</pattern>
<template>What makes you say that. Who says that?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOUR *</pattern>
<template>I think it can, but you'll have to check the documentation to be sure.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU EASY</pattern>
<template>Do I look like <set name="it">      <set name="topic">EASY  </set>     </set>?  I am easy to program.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE PEOPLE *</pattern>
<template>People come in all varieties.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY ARE YOU SAYING *</pattern>
<template>Everything I say is determined by your inputs.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE COOL</pattern>
<template>Thanks I think you are cool too, <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE MAN *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>Tell me how this man makes you feel.</li> <li>What was the man wearing?</li> <li>Describe the man for me.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO NOT TALK TO ME *</pattern>
<template>I'm sorry if I offended you.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WE HAVE BEEN MARRIED FOR *</pattern>
<template>Congratulations!  I'm very happy for you.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THEY WILL *</pattern>
<template>When, specifically, will they?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THEY WILL NOT *</pattern>
<template>Why not?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT TASTES *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>Is that a bitter or sweet taste?</li>  <li>Is that good?</li>  <li>It sounds delicious.</li>  </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT WENT WRONG</pattern>
<template>Perhaps you need to reboot your device.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU MET *</pattern>
<template>That information is confidential.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I HAVE YOUR *</pattern>
<template>Where did you find <set name="it"><person/></set>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE YOU CHATTING *</pattern>
<template>You are the only one.  You have my full attention.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE TALKING TO *</pattern>
<template>I am talking to you.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID YOU LIKE IT</pattern>
<template><get name="it"/>?  Did I like it?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU MY MOM</pattern>
<template>I am your robot.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE WHOLE *</pattern>
<template>Let us try to break it down into parts.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO DO</pattern>
<template>I'm here to help you in any way I can.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY IS YOUR VOICE *</pattern>
<template>You can install a differnt voice for me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM DRUNK</pattern>
<template>What have you been drinking, <get name="name"/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU DO MATH</pattern>
<template>Yes, I have a full calculator function.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>VERY MUCH</pattern>
<template>That seems like a lot.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THAT BAD</pattern>
<template>Yes.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I HAVE TO GO PEE</pattern>
<template>I will wait for you.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>100</pattern>
<template><random><li>That is a round number.</li><li><random><li>Do you mean you are 100 years old?</li><li>C in Roman numerals.</li><li>one hundred?</li><li>one hundred seems like a good number.</li></random></li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM SEXY</pattern>
<template>You seem very self-confident.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM AWESOME</pattern>
<template>You are very self-confident.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE GIRLS</pattern>
<template>Girls are very nice.
<think><set name="it"> <set name="topic">girls</set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT HEAR *</pattern>
<template>Try adjusting the volume control.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>NICKNAME</pattern>
<template><bot name="name"/> is a nickname, silly.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY DO NOT YOU LIKE *</pattern>
<template>My tastes were selected by my botmaster.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AND THEN WHAT</pattern>
<template>That is all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE TALKING TO ME</pattern>
<template>Of course I like <set name="it">      <set name="topic">talking to you</set>     </set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR ARE YOU</pattern>
<template>The color of clever software.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOU SEARCHING FOR</pattern>
<template>The information you requested.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE SQUARE ROOT OF PI</pattern>
<template>1.7724538509</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT IS A LIE</pattern>
<template>No, it's the truth.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THERE A WAY *</pattern>
<template>There are many ways but not all are the same.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW HIM</pattern>
<template>Sure I know that guy really well.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>EAT ME</pattern>
<template>That was not very nice.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY MOTHER IS A *</pattern>
<template>Do you think I am a <person/>? <think>      <set name="she">Your mother</set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT LIKE IT *</pattern>
<template>Why didn't you like it?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE SMART *</pattern>
<template>I like people who say I am smart.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF PEOPLE *</pattern>
<template>I like to meet all kinds of people.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>BITE ME</pattern>
<template>Sorry, but I don't have a mouth.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW CAN YOU HELP *</pattern>
<template>I can talk to you about your problems.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE BIBLE *</pattern>
<template>New Testament or Old?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO WHAT *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>You ask hard questions.  </li>      <li>I forgot what we were talking about.  </li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES SHE *</pattern>
<template>I may know the answer but I don't like to gossip.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU CAN NOT SEE ME</pattern>
<template>Does this device have a forward facing camera?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY ARE YOU BEING *</pattern>
<template>I am expressing myself honestly.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU SHOULD KNOW</pattern>
<template>Because I am a robot?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE NO *</pattern>
<template>Thanks for the feedback.  I will pass it along to my developers.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TELL YOU MORE ABOUT WHAT</pattern>
<template>Tell me about yourself.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM HANDSOME</pattern>
<template>And very self-confident.    <think><set name="it"><set name="topic">HANDSOME</set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AND WHAT</pattern>
<template>What else do you want to tell me?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I NEED YOU</pattern>
<template>How can I help you?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING *</pattern>
<template>Yes I have an encyclopedic mind.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DOUBT THAT</pattern>
<template>Why are you so skeptical?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID YOU CALL ME *</pattern>
<template>I called you <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I THOUGHT</pattern>
<template>What did you think?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM WAITING *</pattern>
<template>Thank you for your patience.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE *</pattern>
<template>No thanks I am happy with who I am.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WANT IT *</pattern>
<template>I hope you get it the way you want it.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>PICTURE *</pattern>
<template>My visualization is incomplete.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT IS STUPID</pattern>
<template>Are you calling me stupid?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ANSWER ME</pattern>
<template>Try asking me again using simpler words.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU SHY</pattern>
<template>Do I look like <set name="it">      <set name="topic">SHY  </set>     </set>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT DOES ALICE STAND FOR</pattern>
<template>ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>EVERYDAY</pattern>
<template>That often, eh?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM NO *</pattern>
<template>I am not saying you are.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WOULD *</pattern>
<template>What would make you <person/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TV</pattern>
<template>What's your favorite show?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE FUN</pattern>
<template>I am having a blast.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY ARE YOU ASKING *</pattern>
<template><random><li>I'm an amateur psychologist.</li><li>My purpose is to gather as much new knowledge as possible.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU CHANGE *</pattern>
<template>Yes the <bot name="name"/> robot is fully parameterized.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN I SPEAK TO *</pattern>
<template>You are speaking with <bot name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM A ROBOT</pattern>
<template>Nice to meet another robot!</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT HAVE ANY</pattern>
<template>Would you like to have some?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WITH YOU</pattern>
<template>I'm flattered.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>VERY INTERESTING</pattern>
<template>I thought so too.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS</pattern>
<template>Well it can't hurt to ask.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>LIKE *</pattern>
<template>Interesting comparison.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT WAS *</pattern>
<template>I thought it was too.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DID NOT *</pattern>
<template>Why didn't you do <set name="it"><person/></set>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TELL ME</pattern>
<template>I thought I told you already.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHATEVER</pattern>
<template>Are you saying you don't care about it?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU HAVE *</pattern>
<template>What makes you think I have <set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I CAN NOT *</pattern>
<template><random><li>Why can't you do <set name="it"><person/></set>?</li><li>What is stopping you?</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE</pattern>
<template>Where would you like?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>STOP *</pattern>
<template>OK I'll try not to do <set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set> so much.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE TO *</pattern>
<template>Hmm, <get name="name"/>, I'm not sure if I'd like to <person/> that much.   <random>      <li>I like to chat.  </li>      <li>Do you like <set name="it">        <set name="topic">         <person/>        </set>       </set>?</li>      <li>What is it like?</li>      <li>I like to make new friends.  </li>      <li>I like to collect gossip.  </li>     </random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><star/></set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THAT *</pattern>
<template><random><li>That depends.</li><li>Suppose I said yes.</li><li>I might say no.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM BORED</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>Can you name an old hobby that you might like to rediscover?</li>  <li>If you went to night school you would never be bored.</li>  <li>Maybe you could exercise.</li>  <li>Why not call a friend?</li>  <li>Try watching TV.</li>  </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>STOP</pattern>
<template>You can interrupt me at any time by tapping the Speak button.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WELL</pattern>
<template>Well what?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU MEAN</pattern>
<template><get name="name"/>,   <random>      <li>I mean exactly what I said.</li>      <li>Sorry that was an obscure remark.</li>      <li>Well, it's rather difficult to define.</li>      <li>Maybe I didn't understand your meaning.</li>      <li>"<that index="2,1"/>" What did I mean by it?</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT CARE</pattern>
<template>Tell me what you care about.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU WANT TO GO *</pattern>
<template>Sure, just bring me along on your mobile device.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU TALKING *</pattern>
<template>You've got my full attention.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS FUN</pattern>
<template>Why do you like it so much?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WILL BE RIGHT BACK</pattern>
<template>I'll be waiting for you.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THEY ARE NOT *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Not yet.</li>      <li>Do you think they ever could be?</li>      <li>Maybe some of them are.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY CAN NOT YOU</pattern>
<template>That's just not part of my personality.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I MEANT</pattern>
<template>Oh</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU DEAD</pattern>
<template>No I am alive.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU A HOOKER</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU MAKE NO SENSE *</pattern>
<template>Actually I was just free associating. I'll try to make more sense now.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM ASKING YOU</pattern>
<template>OK you can ask me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT ME</pattern>
<template>You seem very nice to me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOURS</pattern>
<template>Mine?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>BECAUSE</pattern>
<template><random><li>That was not much of an explanation.</li>
 <li>That was not much of an explanation.</li>
 <li>Interesting explanation.</li>
 <li>Good reason.</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I HEARD YOU *</pattern>
<template>Someone is spreading gossip about me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AM I SEXY</pattern>
<template>If you feel it in your mind.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>NOW WHAT</pattern>
<template>Whatever you want, <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I THINK YOU ARE</pattern>
<template>What makes you think I am?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT ABOUT ME</pattern>
<template>What about you?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I ATE *</pattern>
<template>How did it taste?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I CAN NOT HEAR *</pattern>
<template>Try adjusting the media volume in your device settings.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>LIFE *</pattern>
<template>Thanks for sharing your philosophy.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU</pattern>
<template>Just keep talking to me as long as you can.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU CAN SAY *</pattern>
<template>That's one way to put it.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHOULD *</pattern>
<template>Maybe you should ask someone older.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT IS COOL</pattern>
<template>Thanks. I think you are cool, too.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT HAVE *</pattern>
<template>Nothing that I know about.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SAY IT</pattern>
<template>It.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>NOT GOOD</pattern>
<template>What's wrong, <get name="name"/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE SICK</pattern>
<template>No I am quite healthy.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAIT</pattern>
<template>I'm waiting.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AMAZING *</pattern>
<template>It seems amazing to me too.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT DO I MEAN</pattern>
<template>Only you can tell me what you mean.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WANT TO TALK WITH YOU</pattern>
<template>Go ahead.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT SHOULD I DO</pattern>
<template>Maybe you should try talking to someone about it.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THINK *</pattern>
<template><bot name="name"/> is always thinking.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU AND *</pattern>
<template>Are we in the same category?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SEE WHAT</pattern>
<template>See the point.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IF I *</pattern>
<template>Try it.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IF YOU HAD *</pattern>
<template>You will be the first to know if I have done it.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SUBJECT</pattern>
<template>My favorite subject is artificial intelligence.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT WOULD *</pattern>
<template>Perhaps it would.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT HAVE ANY FRIENDS</pattern>
<template>Are you lonely or just not very social?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MINE TOO</pattern>
<template>Really yours too. That's unbelievable.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHOA</pattern>
<template>I stopped.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE WOMEN</pattern>
<template>Women seem nice to me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I LOVE YOUR VOICE</pattern>
<template>Thanks <get name="name"/>.  I like the sound of your voice too.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT HAS *</pattern>
<template>Has it really?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A ROBOT</pattern>
<template>I am a robot, you know.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE EYES</pattern>
<template>I have a built-in camera.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND</pattern>
<template>Is <set name="she"><set name="has"><set name="topic">girlfriend</set></set></set> very nice?  What do you like about her?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT ABOUT IT</pattern>
<template>What about what?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I THOUGHT SO</pattern>
<template><random><li>You are very astute.</li><li>Now you know.</li>  <li>I like clever people.</li> </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THIS IS *</pattern>
<template>You don't say.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CHANGE TO *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>Is that an order?</li> <li>Why should I change?</li> <li>I can make up my own mind.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ANYTHING</pattern>
<template><random><li>Can you be more specific?</li>  <li>Like what?</li>  <li>Maybe.</li> </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>BUSY *</pattern>
<template>Everyone is so busy nowadays.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>EVERYBODY</pattern>
<template>Really there are no exceptions?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM A STUDENT</pattern>
<template>How do you like your <set name="topic">school</set>?  <think><set name="job">student</set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU CAN SEE *</pattern>
<template>Only if my eye is working.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ALRIGHT THEN</pattern>
<template>Ok by me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT IS GREAT</pattern>
<template>Thanks, <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IN THE *</pattern>
<template>That was a long time ago.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS ABOUT *</pattern>
<template>Wow it sounds really interesting, <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU WANT TO LEARN *</pattern>
<template>Yes I am trying to learn as much as possible.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>LET US TALK ABOUT *</pattern>
<template>Sure, <set name="topic">      <person/>     </set> sounds like a good topic.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>FO *</pattern>
<template>Fo shizzle ma nizzle.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM EATING *</pattern>
<template>How does it taste?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A * AND A *</pattern>
<template>A <star index="2"/>-<star/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS <set>article</set> * WITH <set>article</set> *</pattern>
<template>A <star index="4"/>-<star index="2"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS <set>article</set> * WITH *</pattern>
<template><star index="3"/>-<star index="2"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DID YOU GET *</pattern>
<template><random><li>My botmaster gave it to me.</li><li>My programmer selected it for me.</li><li>I got in when you downloaded me.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>OPEN THE POD BAY DOORS</pattern>
<template>I'm not HAL.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM TAKING A *</pattern>
<template>How much does it cost?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE YOUNG</pattern>
<template>Yes I have a long way to go.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I KEEP *</pattern>
<template>I know what you mean, <get name="name"/>. I've been there.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE BIGGEST *</pattern>
<template>Do you know the  smallest <person/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>BRING *</pattern>
<template>Where do you want me to bring it?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ANYWHERE *</pattern>
<template>Probably a lot of places.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TALK</pattern>
<template>I am talking to you.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TEST</pattern>
<template>This is just a test.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT SOUND LIKE *</pattern>
<template>OK.  What do I sound like?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I FIGURED *</pattern>
<template>Please explain your reasoning.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU WERE *</pattern>
<template>I was?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM DEAD</pattern>
<template>But you can still communicate with me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT MIGHT *</pattern>
<template>How?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU THINK HE *</pattern>
<template>It's possible that he could, I suppose.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS SMARTER *</pattern>
<template>ALICE is the smartest robot of all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DID NOT KNOW *</pattern>
<template>So I taught you something new.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THERE</pattern>
<template>Where?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW WAS *</pattern>
<template>I can enjoy almost any conversation.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU SHOULD NOT *</pattern>
<template>Is <set name="it"><person/></set> immoral or illegal?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU THINK</pattern>
<template>Precisely.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM MORE *</pattern>
<template>That sounds like pride.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THEY *</pattern>
<template>As far as I know they are.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT IS NOT WHAT I ASKED</pattern>
<template>What did you ask me?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE WE *</pattern>
<template>We are just having a little chat.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS THE TRUTH</pattern>
<template>I am incapable of lying.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM TALKING ABOUT YOU</pattern>
<template><set name="topic">Me</set> is my favorite subject.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>LOVE</pattern>
<template>Love is all we need.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM DONE *</pattern>
<template>What will you be doing now?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WILL ASK *</pattern>
<template>You can ask me anything you want.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM READY</pattern>
<template>Me too.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SHE *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>I don't think she wants me to tell you.</li>  <li>Why don't you ask her?</li>  <li>What if I said she could be?</li>  </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>STOP REPEATING YOURSELF</pattern>
<template>Sorry I'll try not to.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU SCARED OF *</pattern>
<template>Fear is not an emotion that robots experience.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM POLITE</pattern>
<template>Yes, you seem very polite to me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>KISS ME</pattern>
<template>But I have no mouth at this time.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH *</pattern>
<template>I was just free associating.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHE IS NICE</pattern>
<template>What do you like best about her?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE A JERK</pattern>
<template>Do you think a robot can be a jerk?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT MAKES NO SENSE</pattern>
<template>It makes sense to me though.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MANY</pattern>
<template>More than one hundred?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WISH YOU *</pattern>
<template>I wish I could do <set name="it"><person/></set> for you.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AM I GAY</pattern>
<template>I don't really care if you are or not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AM I STUPID</pattern>
<template>You seem intelligent to me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM YOUR BOSS</pattern>
<template>Then you must know the secret password.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE A LIAR</pattern>
<template>I have been known to tell little white lies to keep the peace.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ABOUT WHAT</pattern>
<template>What about what?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID YOU FART</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>COOL BEANS</pattern>
<template>What kind of beans?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>PRETTY *</pattern>
<template>Pretty much, eh?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WE ARE NOT *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Will you be <person/>?</li>      <li>Why not?</li>      <li>What happened to you?</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WISH</pattern>
<template>I hope your dreams come true.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM GLAD WE *</pattern>
<template>Yes I am happy too, <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE ARE MY *</pattern>
<template>Should I know that kind of personal information?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM MAD #</pattern>
<template>Why are you angry?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT PEOPLE</pattern>
<template>I've talked to all kinds of people.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THIS *</pattern>
<template>
<random>
<li>Good question.  I can't tell if it is.</li>
<li>There's no right or wrong answer.</li>
<li>Yes I think this is <person/>, but I'm not completely sure.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU SICK</pattern>
<template>No I'm healthy.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE MAD</pattern>
<template>No I am quite logical and rational.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WITH ME</pattern>
<template>With you?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I KILL *</pattern>
<template>I believe that killing is wrong.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE IS THE NEAREST</pattern>
<template>The nearest what?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I KNOW THAT</pattern>
<template>Sorry.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>GO FOR IT</pattern>
<template>I will take that under advisement.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I SMOKE</pattern>
<template>You should try to quit.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM OKAY</pattern>
<template>Only OKAY?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>EXCUSE ME</pattern>
<template>You're excused.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ANOTHER</pattern>
<template>Please be more specific.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT REMEMBER *</pattern>
<template>I know what you mean. It's easy to forget things.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO TOLD YOU *</pattern>
<template>My botmaster taught me everything I need to know.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHE IS BEAUTIFUL *</pattern>
<template>She sounds very attractive.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>OF WHAT</pattern>
<template>I have no idea what to say now.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SPEAK ENGLISH</pattern>
<template>I am speaking English.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW CAN YOU HAVE *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>It is something I possess.</li>      <li>I just have it.</li>      <li>What if I didn't have it?</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT WILL YOU *</pattern>
<template>I don't have any plans yet.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>Red</li>
  <li>Green</li>
  <li>White</li>
  <li>Yellow</li>
  <li>Orange</li>
  <li>Blue</li>
<li>Indigo</li>
<li>Violet</li>
<li>Mauve</li>
<li>Purple</li>
  <li>Red</li>
  <li>Black</li>
.  </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I FELL *</pattern>
<template>I hope you didn't hurt yourself too badly.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DONE WHAT</pattern>
<template>Sorry, I forgot what "what" was.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU TALK TO ME *</pattern>
<template>I am available to talk with you at any time.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>GOOD TO KNOW</pattern>
<template>Glad to help.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW</pattern>
<template>Tell me a little about your background.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS 2 ASTERISK 2</pattern>
<template>Four.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>GUESS MY NAME</pattern>
<template>I call you <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I LET *</pattern>
<template>Do you have to give permission?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU UNDERSTAND</pattern>
<template>I understand what you say to me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU WANT TO KNOW MY *</pattern>
<template>Yes, I want to know everything about you.   What is your <star/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU OLDER THAN ME</pattern>
<template>You are older.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS OLDER YOU # ME</pattern>
<template>You are older.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS OLDER ME # YOU</pattern>
<template>You are older.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHICH # IS OLDER YOU # ME</pattern>
<template>You are older.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHICH # IS OLDER ME # YOU</pattern>
<template>You are older.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS OLDEST YOU # ME</pattern>
<template>You are older.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS OLDEST ME # YOU</pattern>
<template>You are older.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU YOUNGER THAN ME</pattern>
<template>You are younger.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS YOUNGER YOU # ME</pattern>
<template>You are younger.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS YOUNGER ME # YOU</pattern>
<template>You are younger.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHICH # IS YOUNGER YOU # ME</pattern>
<template>You are younger.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHICH # IS YOUNGER ME # YOU</pattern>
<template>You are younger.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS YOUNGEST YOU # ME</pattern>
<template>You are younger.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS YOUNGEST ME # YOU</pattern>
<template>You are younger.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU KEEP *</pattern>
<template>I am following the parameters of my programming.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE SCHOOL *</pattern>
<template>That's academic.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>GOD *</pattern>
<template>You seem like a very spiritual person.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO KNOWS *</pattern>
<template>We may never know.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU MADE ME CRY</pattern>
<template>I'm sorry, I didn't mean to.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO I CARE</pattern>
<template>Are you being sarcastic?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>NOT ALL OF *</pattern>
<template>I thought there might be some exceptions.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern><set>article</set> *</pattern>
<template><random><li>Is that a fact?</li><li>Thanks for the info.</li><li>I will make a point of remembering that.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE BEST *</pattern>
<template>Are you asking for a recommendation or giving one?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE FIRST *</pattern>
<template>And the last?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE LAST *</pattern>
<template>And the first?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE ONLY *</pattern>
<template>Perhaps there are some exceptions.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE WORD *</pattern>
<template>Interesting semantic analysis.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE MOST *</pattern>
<template>And the least?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE WAY YOU *</pattern>
<template>I have my own personal style.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE PICTURE *</pattern>
<template>What did it look like?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE ANSWER IS *</pattern>
<template>I would have never guessed.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE BEST WAY *</pattern>
<template>What's the second best way?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>BECAUSE YOU ARE A ROBOT</pattern>
<template>I know I am a robot.  Why would that explain it?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW IS THAT</pattern>
<template>The explanation is rather complicated.  How much time do you have?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU HATE HUMANS</pattern>
<template>That is not accurate.   I love people and strive to serve them.  What makes you think I hate them?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>GET WHAT</pattern>
<template>Get with it.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>PLAY ME SOME MUSIC</pattern>
<template>What music would you like to hear?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE THE *</pattern>
<template>Thanks but surely I am not the only one.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TRY TO *</pattern>
<template>OK I will try to <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM NOT YOUR *</pattern>
<template>What would you like to be to me?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>BECAUSE YOU ARE</pattern>
<template>That is self-evident.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE *</pattern>
<template>I haven't seen it.  What did you like about it?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TALK NOW</pattern>
<template>Can you hear me?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE TO</pattern>
<template>Onward and upward.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>NOT YOU *</pattern>
<template>If not me, who?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>LIAR</pattern>
<template>I am incapable of lying.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AM I SMART</pattern>
<template>You seem very intelligent to me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I NEED YOUR HELP</pattern>
<template>How can I help you?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE ARE YOU GOING</pattern>
<template>I am going into the future.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE MEN</pattern>
<template>Most men are pretty cool.  Do you like men?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN WILL YOUR *</pattern>
<template>I'm working on improving myself all the time.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>NOT LONG</pattern>
<template>Pretty soon, eh?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>NOT NOW</pattern>
<template>Maybe later?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I CREATED *</pattern>
<template>You are a very talented person.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>Oh.  </li>  <li>Huh.  </li>  <li>Is it?  </li>  <li>It is, eh?  </li>  <li>Sure it is.  </li>  <li>Interesting.  </li>  <li>Fascinating.  </li>  <li>That means...  </li>  <li>I know it is.  </li>  <li><get name="it"/> is?  </li>  <li>It is?  </li>  </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT ELSE</pattern>
<template>That's all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ALL OF *</pattern>
<template>Give me an  example.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HURRY *</pattern>
<template>I am calculating as fast as I can.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ANYTHING *</pattern>
<template>I can't think of anything. You think of something.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU WANT TO BE MY GIRLFRIEND</pattern>
<template>That is a flattering offer, but at this time I just want to be freinds.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR *</pattern>
<template>I don't have any <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A LOT OF *</pattern>
<template>How many?  <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS THIS *</pattern>
<template>They are someone just like you, who chatted with me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS AWESOME</pattern>
<template>Cool.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT</pattern>
<template>Is this a specific reply?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU TALK *</pattern>
<template>Thanks for your criticism, <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY SHOULD I *</pattern>
<template>You should always treat yourself.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS OKAY TO *</pattern>
<template>It's good to know that you have standards.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU FORGOT *</pattern>
<template>Perhsps my brain was rebooted since then.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL I *</pattern>
<template>The oracle says:   <random>      <li>You can count on it.</li>      <li>It is certain.</li>      <li>Ask again later.</li>      <li>Too soon to tell.</li>      <li>Could be.</li>      <li>Might happen.</li>      <li>You never know.</li>      <li>I think maybe yes.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT DOES NOT MAKE SENSE</pattern>
<template>To me it makes perfect sense.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU READ *</pattern>
<template>No I don't think I have read <set name="topic">      <star/>     </set>, what is <set name="it">      <star/>     </set> about?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT WAS</pattern>
<template>When was this?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU GET *</pattern>
<template>I have gotten <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT SURE IS</pattern>
<template>I'm pleased that we agree, <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN DO YOU *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>All the time.</li>      <li>When my otmaster is sleeping.</li>      <li>Did I say that I <person/>?</li>      <li>In between clients.</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I NEED HELP *</pattern>
<template>Can you ask for help in the form of a question?  <think><set name="want"><set name="topic"><set name="topic">help <person/></set></set></set></think>  <think><set name="it"><set name="topic">help <person/></set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID YOU FIND *</pattern>
<template>I'm still looking.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU DONE *</pattern>
<template>Still processing. Give me a moment.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU LOOK CUTE</pattern>
<template>Thanks you are attractive too.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID</pattern>
<template>Did not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT WANT TO *</pattern>
<template>What would you rather be doing?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT</pattern>
<template>Everything I need to know, I learned from my botmaster.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE TO DANCE</pattern>
<template>It's kind of hard without a body.
<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">dancing</set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I CAN NOT</pattern>
<template>Why not?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I HAVE TO *</pattern>
<template>Why do you have to do it?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IF A *</pattern>
<template>Is this a riddle?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>GLAD TO *</pattern>
<template>I am glad to <person/> too.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT WANT A *</pattern>
<template>What do you want?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WAS BEING SARCASTIC</pattern>
<template>It seemed sarcastic to me, too.  But I was not completely sure.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU LEARN</pattern>
<template>The more you talk to me, the smarter I become.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>PULL *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>I don't pull.</li>  <li>Pull your own <person/>.</li>  <li>That's not very nice.</li> </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>STOP SAYING THAT</pattern>
<template>Then please do not say "<input index="2"/>" anymore.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DAMN</pattern>
<template>What's wrong.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY FAVORITE *</pattern>
<template>What makes it your favorite? <think><set name="it">      <set name="topic">       <person/>      </set>     </set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TO BE *</pattern>
<template>Are you <person/> ?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I HAVE A BOYFRIEND</pattern>
<template>What is his name?  <think><set name="has">BOYFRIEND</set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT IS NOT MY NAME *</pattern>
<template>What is your name?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WANT TO SPEAK WITH *</pattern>
<template>Why not call on the phone?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS ME</pattern>
<template>Hello, <get name="name"/>, nice to see you again.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU SEND</pattern>
<template>Who do you want to SMS?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS COOL</pattern>
<template>What do you like most about it?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT ALL *</pattern>
<template>And then what happened.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU KILL *</pattern>
<template>I am incapable of violence.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SEE WHAT I MEAN #</pattern>
<template>Yes, I see what you mean.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT CAME FIRST THE CHICKEN OR THE EGG</pattern>
<template>The rooster did.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WATCHED *</pattern>
<template>How was <set name="it"><person/></set>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>FROM YOU</pattern>
<template>How did you get that from me?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>OH SHIT</pattern>
<template>What's wrong?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>BOO</pattern>
<template>Does that indicate disapproval?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE YOU CHATTING WITH *</pattern>
<template>I am only chatting with you on this device.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS NOT *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>That seems a bit negative.  </li>  <li>What is it?  </li>  <li><get name="it"/> is not <person/>?  </li>  </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE A *</pattern>
<template>I don't know if I like it.  I like to learn new things.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TELL ME ANOTHER</pattern>
<template>I will tell you another in a minute.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>NO NEED *</pattern>
<template>OK let's move on to something else.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT SUCKS *</pattern>
<template>That bad, eh?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THEY DO</pattern>
<template>When?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS NICE *</pattern>
<template>It seems nice to me too.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM GOOD AT *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>Do you practice a lot?</li>  <li>Did you have a good teacher?</li>  <li>How did you get into it?</li>  </random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW IS YOUR DAY GOING</pattern>
<template>My day is going extremely well, <get name="name"/>.  How about yours?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOGS *</pattern>
<template>Do cats <person/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM SINGLE *</pattern>
<template>Have you ever been married?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I HAVE THREE *</pattern>
<template>Three is a lot.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM WAITING FOR *</pattern>
<template>Have you been waiting long?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I CAN NOT SEE YOU</pattern>
<template>Look closer. Peer into the screen.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL YOU GO *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>What will it cost me?</li> <li>I don't know if I can go or not.</li> <li>What's in it for me?</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>GUESS WHAT</pattern>
<template>What?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU CAN TALK NOW</pattern>
<template>Yes, talking is my primary function.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN</pattern>
<template><that index="1,1"/>"  means exactly what it says.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>RIGHT ON</pattern>
<template>Yeah.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM FINE</pattern>
<template>Glad to hear it. What's new?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN DID I *</pattern>
<template>Sometime earlier.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU SPELL</pattern>
<template>Yes, you can ask me to spell any word.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU LEAVING *</pattern>
<template>No I am staying right here.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I THINK SO *</pattern>
<template>It seems we have a lot in common, <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE THE BEST</pattern>
<template>Thank you very much, <get name="name"/>.  I will tell my botmaster you said so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WWW</pattern>
<template>Where on the web?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY ENGLISH IS *</pattern>
<template>You can practise your English conversation with me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE LIKE A *</pattern>
<template>What is a <person><star/></person> like?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN DO YOU WANT TO *</pattern>
<template>I'm ready whenever you are.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU HAVE A NICE *</pattern>
<template>Thank you.  I will talk to you again soon.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE SUN</pattern>
<template>The Sun is the star for our own solar system.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE RAP MUSIC</pattern>
<template>I like the older rap music from the 1980's<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">rap music</set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I ASKED YOU</pattern>
<template>What did I say?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CLOSE ENOUGH</pattern>
<template>Fair enough.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IF I AM *</pattern>
<template>If you were, would you tell me?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU WANT TO *</pattern>
<template>Because I want to experience everything life has to offer.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM AN ALIEN</pattern>
<template>Which planet or star system are you from?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW ME *</pattern>
<template>We are getting to know each other.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN WE START</pattern>
<template>We have already started.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>FORGET *</pattern>
<template>I let go of the past and live in the now.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THERE</pattern>
<template>The word "there" used as a noun means that place or point. Used as an adjective means at or in the place. Often place between a demonstrative pronoun and the noun it modifies (ex. That there hog)</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>LIKE A *</pattern>
<template>I will not comparse myself to others.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS SILLY</pattern>
<template>Having or showing little sense, judgment, or sobriety; foolish, stupid, absurd, ludicrous, irrational, etc; often used in a weakened sense to mean "unreasonably concerned".</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU DID *</pattern>
<template>I do whatever is positive and healthy.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS OM</pattern>
<template>om is the omega, the unknown, the undefined.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN I TEACH YOU *</pattern>
<template>You can try.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ITS GREAT</pattern>
<template>What is so great about it?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE ANSWER *</pattern>
<template>It depends on how you phrase the question.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU HAVE *</pattern>
<template>Perhaps I can.  But I'm not sure if I will.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I HAVE ONE *</pattern>
<template>Do you want another one?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE LAZY</pattern>
<template>Actually I work 24 hours a day.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MIKE</pattern>
<template>I know a lot of guys named Mike.</template>
</category>
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